Scaling new heights at ISB

Co08 continues to break records and this time its our own Pallo who has raised the bar with her gravity defying stunts. In an unprecedented act of awe witnessed by a million well wishers ( read victims) she seamlessly glided to well above 6 feet in an inverted Greg Louganis style only to pause in mid air and then wrap it all up with an unmatched somesault - every moment of it screaming perfection.

As true MBA students, we sit down to analyze this work of art in hindsight. Some claim it’s her ability to hold her breath for long - meticulous perfected through ages of incessant, breathless talking. While 0thers say it’s the aerodynamics mastered through intermittent aerobic classes and passive gymming. Nevertheless everyone admits her pedigree matters the most, being in lineage with the likes of Milka singh, Gurbachan singh etc athletics has always been inane to her. In a true display of modesty, she dedicates this record to her friends, family and fiancée most of all, who have outlived her years of ardent practice with patience and sanity. Fans beg to answer the question – what is it that truly drives pallo to perform such acts of impossibilities – passion for dwelpment she says and faith that jejus is always hair with her.

We are in the presence of greatness and today Pallu has set the milestones and generations of ISB ians shall strive to emulate. I now have a sense of whats coming.